You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Would

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It’s funny you know, the way in which our chatter back and forth can gently set me straight about things which have bothered me. It’s one of the most special things about the friendship and support that I’ve found in our little community – your perspective on things often changes my own, and when I’m getting chewed up about stuff, a wise word here or there gives me pause for thought.

Something Fleury said last week really resonated, when she was empathising about the gym instructor on the ship making me feel awkward about getting involved in the fitness classes. Fleury said you know if she’d worked for you, you’d have had a come to Jesus moment with her…you bet your sweet ass I would. And that got me to thinking.

I’d taken six lots of gym kit with me because I’d planned to work out every day. And when I didn’t, I found myself feeling a bit defensive about it…I just had this nagging feeling that I’d failed. Another good intention gone out of the window, you know? And that’s an uncomfortable place to be…my Asshole voice was all over it.

Anyone who’s ever failed at anything will understand how that feeling of not doing what you know you should do can put a real dink in your self-esteem. My failure to get into the gym and work out chewed at me all week, even with all the active stuff I was doing like climbing mountains and the odd waterfall here and there. It especially got to me when I was packing to come home and I had to move a ton of freshly laundered and mostly unused exercise gear back into my suitcase from the drawer where they’d largely been ignored all week.

That woman, the gym instructor…for all her golden limbs and rippling abs, she wasn’t a fitness guru to the stars, you know? She wasn’t some kind of world renowned personal trainer who could cherry pick her clients and charge them a fortune to help them sculpt the perfect body. She worked on a cruise ship, and she had one job. She was there to make me feel welcome, and included, maybe even inspired…well breaking news, she failed. She did a shit job at making me feel welcome and included because she was way too far up her own bum. Her problem, not mine, right?

I had one job too – to maintain a focus on my healthy lifestyle whilst I was enjoying myself on holiday. And despite giving the gym a wide berth, I did exactly that. She failed, but I didn’t. And once I’d gotten my head around that, I stopped feeling bad about ducking my work outs.

I wonder whether she ever gave me a second thought? You know, whether she ever wondered what happened to the fat blonde who was there knocking on the door as soon as she got on the ship, making noises about wanting to work out because she’d lost a bunch of weight and was in training for something or other…blah blah blah. I doubt that she did, in fact I barely made it onto her radar whilst I was stood in front of her but to be honest I don’t really care. I’m over it. I popped the balloon and let it go…she was a dick, The End.

Fleury’s perspective helped me to process all that…I might have got there on my own, eventually, but it’s awesome to be able to turbo-charge my thought process using a healthy dose of common sense from one of you who’s walked a mile in these battered old shoes and picked up a little wisdom along the way.

I didn’t fail.

You all make a difference with your comments and your insight, and I’m forever grateful 🙂

 

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9 thoughts on “You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Would

  1. Oh wow, super wonderful. HEY, Dee, you hear me so well, you invariably expand on WHAT I WILL SAY NEXT. Your site is definitely a forum for ideas to carom around.

    & don’t you all feel that in this ‘room’ you can offer perspective that, frankly, you never give to yourself? Just the nature of society’s shackles, I guess.

  2. You know that lady wasn’t doing her job. I think you should let someone who is her boss know this because she’s probably doing this to other people to who are unfortunate enough to run across her she doesn’t belong in that position. If she is a personal trainer or fitness instructor she is a disgrace and gives them all a bad name!

    I’m glad you didn’t let her get into your head. You were active and did lots of things right on your holiday.

    Glad to know talking with/to the posse helps we learn from you too!

  3. Heya Dee–I suspect the real difference between this year and last post-holiday, and how you’ve processed the attitude of the gym bitch (correctly, I might add), reflects a more profound change. Now you WANT this. Before, you wanted to want this. That makes all the difference. xoxo Marg

    P.S. At least she was just a gym flunky. Doctors here pull the same shit all the time. Makes me crazy.

    1. Oh my days you’re so right! I’d forgotten about that time where I wanted to want it but couldn’t see a time when I would…we came a long way didn’t we!

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