A Bona-Fide Badge Of Honour

I might have mentioned before that when it comes to exercise I’m all about the gear. The number of times I’ve been fully kitted out in the right gear for this activity or that is ridiculous, only for said equipment to quickly find itself out of favour and stuffed in the back of a cupboard, where it’s usually stayed until the point I admit to myself that my dalliance with whatever it was had lasted for just a brief moment in time, and now the gear is surplus to requirements.

I’ve always been the same, you know? I like to look the part even if I have no idea what I’m doing. In my early teens when I was learning to ride horses, I’d leave the house looking like I was about to put in a clear round at Olympia with my pristine jodhpurs and hacking jacket finished off with shiny boots and a blue velvet riding hat. I must’ve stood out like a sore thumb at the stables, where I was surrounded by lots more teenage horse-lovers, happily milling around in their mis-matched tops and bottoms, usually finished off with a pair of wellies caked in horse-shit and a shapeless old pullover.

I was the fat one that never broke a sweat, although to be fair my reluctance to join in with the mucking out of stables was more born out of a decision on my part not to bend down in jodhpurs. They’re not the most forgiving of garments, and my hormonal teenage self was already regularly locked in dialogue with the Asshole voice about what I must look like from behind. Conscious even then about the size of my arse, I felt that I looked the part, if I could just stand still with my back to a stable door and sort of…pose.

Looking the part has always seemed quite important. Fast-forward a number of years, and I had to go to court to support a friend of mine who’d witnessed something dodgy. She was giving evidence and I was fascinated by the pomp and ceremony of it all, but utterly distracted by the very tatty robes worn by counsel. I remember thinking to myself that surely if I was earning that much money I’d get myself down to the robe shop for some new ones immediately. I’d want to look the part.

Incidentally, I tapped one of them on the shoulder and pointed out that his robe had a big rip in it, I thought maybe he’d trapped it in the car door or something and hadn’t noticed…he gave me a death stare and walked off. How was I to know that ripped robes are a thing amongst barristers, because shiny new robes scream novice, and experience is measured by the number of rips in your frock? Weirdos.

I’ve certainly never worn any kind of exercise gear often enough to wear it out, in fact this is the first and only time I’ve managed to wear something in. My friend on the other hand has just worn out her first pair of trainers. It’s a big moment…like me, it’s only in the last year that she’s come to appreciate the whole exercise thing, and she wouldn’t mind me saying that like me she’s also spent her life going up the scale, and down again.

As we sat on the cool-down mats earlier this week after an hours’ worth of boxing, we collectively admired her big toe, which was all but poking through the top of her trainers and we basked in the pride which came from slaying them. She was proud, and I was proud by association, I mean worn-out trainers are a bona-fide badge of honour, right? They’ve been worked. And as much as my OCD demands that I look the part, in her shoes – busted up as they are – I don’t think I’d be hot-footing it down to buy new ones either.

Sadly, there’s no sign of my trainers getting ready for that big fitness studio in the sky just yet. Work to do then, eh? 🙂

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8 thoughts on “A Bona-Fide Badge Of Honour

  1. I know i sound like a scratched record (you know Kids, vinyl, like years and years ago; made the “recording” play back like a demented loop – oh never mind!)

    But, we are watching for the indicators JUST LIKE THIS that our concentration on the Input side is working.

    My weigh day yesterday, meh, yoyoing in the downward direction point-nine pound – FML, but it is not something I can directly control. Keeping my hands off the Chinese N.Y. almond cookies would have been nice…. especially after my Honey helpfully stored them in a good-sealing plastic container & they completely lost their crunch.

  2. Dee, I can’t stop laughing about the very thought of you all dolled up in riding gear, but fearful of what your arse looks like. too funny!! I can relate to this too, because when I started riding my bike for sport, as opposed to for fun, I had to have the right clothes to wear. I wore regular sunglasses one time on a group ride and it was funny (not to me) that I was wearing “frog-eye glasses” and that’s how one of the group leaders could keep track of me. OMG! Wearing the right apparel for the right activity is nice, but unless you’re swimming, skating or skiing or doing a weather specific activity, usually you can get by with what you have on hand.

    1. I know what you’re saying Tracey…please tell me your sunglasses wren’t really frog-eyed LOL…I’m thinking Elton John!!

  3. You will get there on the wearing things out. Then you can become annoyed that the shoes, or top or pants or shorts whatevers have to be replaced.
    Also shoes should be replaced every 300 miles or so usually long before you see holes in them.

    Have a good weekend and don’t compare your journey to others. Comparison is the thief of joy.

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